8 Bumper Stickers That Are Inspired by Toddlers

You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was “admiring” such a sticker the other day when I thought, “How cool would it be if there were bumper stickers celebrating the things my toddler has accomplished?” And then I had another thought: “Oh. Maybe I should concentrate on the road instead of that mini-van’s bumper.”

So here they are: my toddler-inspired bumper sticker concepts, touting my toddler’s achievements (along with other interesting “quirks” and inspiring quotes). I don’t mean to brag, BUT…