WATCH: Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Lusty Tribute to Moms in Funny ‘Sexy Motha’ Music Video

“I want a girl… who will read Dr. Seuss out loud.”

“Ladies pushing toddlers on a swing…
Girl, I know you can take care of your offspring…”

Oh yeah, get it, JGL! Just wait ’til you see how DIRTY we can really be.

(Seriously. After changing dirty diapers, feeding kids and chasing them around the park all day, we can’t get much dirtier.)