#1 – WHEN YOU NEED TO SCOLD YOUR KID, BUT YOU DON’T WANT EVERYONE TO HEAR:
#2 – WHEN YOU’RE WAITING TO SEE IF YOUR KID FINALLY POOPS IN THE POTTY:
#3 – WHEN YOUR KID FINALLY POOPS IN THE POTTY:
#4 – WHEN YOUR KID WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MINECRAFT:
#5 – WHEN YOUR KID MISBEHAVES, AND YOU’RE TRYING NOT TO LOSE YOUR TEMPER, SO YOU ASSUME YOUR BEST “I’M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU” LOOK:
#6 – WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SPILL THE BREAST MILK YOU JUST PUMPED:
#7 – WHEN YOU TELL YOUR KIDS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME TO PUT ON THEIR SHOES:
#8 – WHEN YOUR KID WAKES YOU UP AT 3AM FOR A GLASS OF WATER:
#9 – WHEN YOU GIVE BIRTH AND CAN FINALLY SEE YOUR FEET AGAIN:
#10 – WHEN YOU FIND YOUR KID AFTER LOSING THEM IN A STORE FOR 30 SECONDS:
#11 – WHEN THE PTA ASKS YOU TO VOLUNTEER, AND YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO, BUT YOU CAN’T THINK OF A GOOD EXCUSE:
#12 – WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE FINALLY GOTTEN A MINUTE ALONE AND YOU HEAR SOMEBODY YELL “MOM!”
#13 – WHEN A STRANGER OFFERS UNSOLICITED PARENTING ADVICE:
#14 – WHEN YOUR FIRSTBORN GETS HURT FOR THE FIRST TIME:
#15 – WHEN YOUR SECOND-BORN GETS HURT FOR THE FIRST TIME:
#16 – WHEN YOU’VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WITH THE BABY AND YOUR HUSBAND WAKES UP, WELL-RESTED, AND SAYS, “HEY! THE BABY SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT!”
#17 – WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR KID TO SAY “MAMA”:
#18 – BUT THEY SAY “DADA” FIRST:
#19 – THEN, FINALLY, THEY SAY “MAMA”: