Give yourself extra credit if you manage to get through all these logic problems without anyone shouting, “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!”
#1 – A camel is eating your child’s head. Do you:
A: Save your child.
B: Take a picture.
#2 – Your kids “help” you paint the living room. Do you:
A: Cry.
B. Take a picture.
C: B, then A.
#3 – Your kid is stuck in the toilet. Do you:
A. Help him out.
B. Take a picture.
C. Try flushing because he’s in the terrible twos.
#4 – Your kid is hanging from a kitchen drawer. Do you:
A. Get her down.
B. Take a picture.
C. Take advantage of having her contained and enjoy a bubble bath.
#5 – The kids have dumped all of your maxi pads and tampons, and are playing with them. Do you:
A. Ask them to stop.
B. Take a picture.
C. Sit down and enjoy the finger puppet show.