10 Worst Phrases a Doctor Could Utter During a Vasectomy

Note to Medical Professionals: It’s important to be very sensitive to men’s anxieties and use delicate language when they’re undergoing the ol’ SNIP-SNIP, CHOP-CHOP. With that in mind, here are…

The 10 Worst Phrases a Doctor Could Utter During a Vasectomy:

#10 – “Nurse, looks like we’re going to need the pediatric instrument for this one.”

#9 – “Oops.”

#8 – “Anyone up for a game of kickballs?”

#7 – “Keep the baseball bat handy.”

#6 – “Don’t worry. I’ve done this procedure at least a hundred times before, and I’ve never had a single dog or cat complain.”

#5 – “Yikes. I didn’t think it was THAT cold in here!”

#4 – “All sewn up! Wait — where’s my gum?”

#3 – “This reminds me… remember when Raisinets were popular?”

#2 – “Let me just try something I learned in juggling class.”

#1 – “Oh well. Close enough.”

Candy Kirby

Candy is the founder of The Mom Beat and a humor columnist whose work as appeared in Redbook, Nickelodeon's NickMom, Disney's BabyZone, HelloGiggles and eHow. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation.