My kids’ schools are on Spring Break this week — and it’s occurred to me that experiencing Spring Break as a parent is surprisingly similar to those I enjoyed as a college co-ed. Check it out…
- I’m surrounded by young people who scream incoherently.
- By the time I go to bed, my head is pounding.
- There are times I look down and realize I am covered in other people’s food, drink and bodily fluids.
- I’m spending too much money to keep us entertained.
- I don’t get a single good night’s sleep.
- I find myself telling a young lady: “Close your legs and stop showing everyone your underwear!”
- The contents of my purse have been known to mysteriously go missing.
- I’m keeping company with people who chug out of plastic cups.
- I am completely unproductive.
- It seems shirts are always getting wet.
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