12 Things Your Partner Should Never, Ever Say When You’re Pregnant


Oh, honey, no.

No, no, no.


You may be expecting a baby, but your ankles aren’t filled with enough water to hydrate a small nation. So, yeah, no.


Really, just stop.

C’mon now.




Okay, we’re done here.

Candy Kirby

Candy is the founder of HerBeat Media and a writer/humorist who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation.