4 Reasons Women Should Never, Ever Breastfeed in Public

Oh, you think you can just nourish your baby out in the open where somebody might see your cleavage? THINK AGAIN, MOM! Let’s put that cleavage back where it belongs: on billboards and passersby who aren’t feeding tiny human beings, thank you very much.

(via Kristina Kuzmic)

Candy Kirby

Candy is the founder of The Mom Beat and a humor columnist whose work as appeared in Redbook, Nickelodeon's NickMom, Disney's BabyZone, HelloGiggles and eHow. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation.