9 Signs Your Kid Is A Future Facebook Addict

1. Writes on your wall all day.

2. Constantly updates you on his status — even when you really don’t want to know.

3. Likes his own status updates.

4. Always asking you to join games you’ve never heard of — and have no desire to play.

5. Has a habit of accepting friend requests from people he doesn’t know.

6. Dramatically threatens to unfriend you over stupid things.

Dramatically threatens to unfriend you over stupid things.

7. Gets a kick out of tagging unwitting friends and family.

8. Can’t help but brag about his quiz results.

9. Has no problem wasting vast amounts of time on something that seems fun at first, but ultimately leaves him feeling dirty and regretful.

Candy Kirby

Candy is the founder of The Mom Beat and a humor columnist whose work as appeared in Redbook, Nickelodeon's NickMom, Disney's BabyZone, HelloGiggles and eHow. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation.