#1 – The art of subtlety is lost during pregnancy.

#2 – Seems fair.

#3 – When morning breath causes morning sickness.

#4 – This lunch packed for you by… a wife with a case of Pregnancy Brain.

#5 – The pillow, too? Lucky guy!

#6 – Hey, at least she left some.
#7 – Welcome to pregnancy hormones.

#8 – Truer words have never been Tweeted.

#9 – Another mistake: Trying to garner sympathy when YOUR WIFE IS THE ONE WITH SORE BOOBS.

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