Tips For A Romantic Valentine’s Day When You’re Pregnant

It’s Valentine’s Day!. Here are some tips for putting together the perfect romantic evening with your husband when you’re pregnant:

1. Greet him at the door wearing nothing but an old pair of yoga pants because it’s the only thing in your closet that still fits you.
2. Seductively lead him to the sofa where you were just inhaling cookies and smile, “I have some chocolate for you… to clean up. On the floor. Because I can’t bend over anymore.”
3. Give him a sweet card that says, “Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I get up to pee for the fifth time tonight, I’m going to kick you..”
4. Make him his favorite home-cooked meal and whisper, “OMG, the smell of that pork tenderloin is going to make me hurl!”
5. Don’t overdo it with the gifts, but don’t underdo it either. Or don’t do it at all. Doesn’t really matter because you’ll be passed out on the couch soon anyway.