Funniest Tweets from Chrissy Tiegen About Pregnancy

It’s no secret that Chrissy Tiegen has skillz beyond modeling and writing cookbooks — she’s also a hilarious Tweeter, whose self-deprecating observations make us laugh and zingers have led to getting blocked by Donald Trump and embroiled with none other than Hercules, AKA Kevin Sorbo. Currently pregnant with her second child, the mom of one-year-old daughter Luna also has plenty to say about pregnancy. We’ve rounded up some of Tiegen’s funniest thoughts for your amusement:

apologies to anyone that spoke to me today. I said goodbye instead of hello, you’re welcome instead of thank you, etc. brain is dead. very sleepy

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 27, 2018

Pregnancy brain: the struggle is real.

my instructions for my blood test are DO NOT FAST, reiterated over and over again. Do I fucking look like I’m fasting LOOK AT ME

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 24, 2018

Ah, the joys of endless tests when you’re under the influence of pregnancy hormones.

can someone just be honest with me and tell me if it’s normal to get bigger, faster with second baby? because I am getting big, fast, and everyone’s go-to is “it’s that second baby!” but they’re lying. I know it. I can handle the truth just tell me. it’s not normal is it

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 26, 2017

Just days after announcing that she has another baby on the way, Tiegen jokingly asked her followers if it’s “normal to get bigger, faster with second baby.” Indeed, this is totally normal, according to Parents magazine, because “once your abdominal muscles and skin expand during pregnancy, they’re never quite as taut again.” *Sigh*

Kraft makes a “thick and creamy” version of their original mac and cheese but why not just replace the original with it? It’s infinitely better. Yes I have gained 38 pounds so far in this pregnancy thank you for asking

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 14, 2018

Guess we know what Chrissy is craving this pregnancy.

Ooo la la no one told me about bleeding gums being another sexy side effect of pregnancy. I look like mortal kombat.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 2, 2015

Bloody gums during pregnancy is a common, if rarely discussed, side effect of pregnancy. According to BabyCenter, about half of pregnant women experience this and “pregnancy gingivitis” partly happens because of “hormonal changes that make your gums more sensitive to the bacteria in plaque.” Still, it’s one of those weird changes.

I am so excited I could barf 4-5 times a day

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 13, 2015

When Teigen became pregnant with Luna a couple of years ago — the result of a grueling IVF process, she candidly shared — she obviously was thrilled. Actually, she was so excited, she tweeted at the time, that she “could barf 4-5 times a day.” Shout-out to morning sickness!

This tiny baby is an immune system thief and i can’t wait to tell it the second it comes out. We have a lot to discuss, actually

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 23, 2015

In October before Luna was born, Teigen got real about what a growing baby does to its expectant mama. “This tiny baby is an immune system thief and i can’t wait to tell it the second it comes out. We have a lot to discuss, actually,” she wrote.

Thank heavens Teigen said it, because a woman’s immune system does change throughout a normal pregnancy in “a highly orchestrated manner,” according to researchers at Stanford.

I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 13, 2015

Teigen learned early on that, when she wasn’t barfing, she’d probably want to be eating pizza. “I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning,” she tweeted. Although, to be honest, many of us feel this way even when we’re not pregnant.

4:30am, eating a sausage mcmuffin and looking up the gestation period of animals

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 7, 2016

Months before she delivered Luna, Teigen shared how she was spending her sleepless pregnant nights: “4:30am, eating a sausage mcmuffin and looking up the gestation period of animals,” she tweeted. Sounds about right.

The most annoying part of pregnancy is the fruit and veg shit. “Your baby is 6 inches. A pineapple!” What the fuck grocery store we at?

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 2, 2016

Awwww. Congrats on your bouncing bundle of rutabaga!