Logic Problems for Parents: So a Camel Is Eating Your Child’s Head…

Give yourself extra credit if you manage to get through all these logic problems without anyone shouting, “MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!”

#1 – A camel is eating your child’s head. Do you:

A: Save your child.

B: Take a picture.

#2 – Your kids “help” you paint the living room. Do you:

A: Cry.

B. Take a picture.

C: B, then A.

#3 – Your kid is stuck in the toilet. Do you:

A. Help him out.

B. Take a picture.

C. Try flushing because he’s in the terrible twos.

#4 – Your kid is hanging from a kitchen drawer. Do you:

A. Get her down.

B. Take a picture.

C. Take advantage of having her contained and enjoy a bubble bath.

#5 – The kids have dumped all of your maxi pads and tampons, and are playing with them. Do you:

A. Ask them to stop.

B. Take a picture.

C. Sit down and enjoy the finger puppet show.

Candy Kirby

Candy is the founder of HerBeat Media and a writer/humorist who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation.