This… interesting … diagram of a woman thirty weeks pregnant was spotted by folks on Twitter and, boy oh boy, do I ever have some thoughts on this.
#1 — Although I’ve done this birthing thing a couple of times, I clearly blanked out on some key details.
#2 — That baby is so overdone, he’s gonna head straight to pre-school when he gets out of there.
#3 — I had no idea that 20-ft-long alien arms were a side effect of pregnancy.
#4 — I’m also concerned about the number of fingers she has.
#5 — She may want to see a doctor about her hollow legs.
#6 — If we truly carry the bottom half of a toddler in our legs during pregnancy, that would explain why my thighs got so fat.
#7 — That kid looks like he’s watching the latest episode of “Mare of Easttown” in there.
#8 — “Ladys.”